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Cody is certainly one of the most popular instructors and the most culturally relevant. ) Cody’s classes are golden entertainment, positioned to someone spending minute one on the bike and distracting them long enough to make it to minute two, and so on. (See my daily quest to destroy my mother through Wordle. (There are scripts and writing teams at Peloton, by the way.) When I work out, I like to focus and achieve a goal I’m competitive, sometimes to a fault. Or, more specifically, I’ve started the classes and promptly exited when he starts talking over the workout about Britney Spears or my ass or whatever else nonsense spills out of the script. Of course, you won’t catch me saying that last one.

We don’t say “I like distance” or “I prefer interval training.” We say, “I love Hannah Frankson” (obviously the best) or “I take Christine and Ben” (the best power workouts) or “I’m obsessed with Cody.” It’s so effective of a marketing strategy that when we talk about our passions for the bike, it’s not the machine we discuss, or even the classes themselves. Or so we believe, because they tell us as much in the final minutes of the $44/month classes, when they share how we’re stronger than we were before, how we came we conquered and whatever else is on the script of wellness-speak. The instructors inspire us to transform, and they see us do it. But what Peloton does do so brilliantly is put forward their instructors as stars, pushing them into our living rooms and home offices and garages (and our phones) so aggressively that we feel like we know these people. After all, I don’t know Cody we’ve never met. Here’s another thing about Cody: I can’t stand him.

And he will whip (snap) you (snap) in (snap) shape (snap, snap, snap)!!!! His classes are fueled by Top 40 pop music, sassy quips that read like sayings on a millennial tea bag. He’s one of the breakout stars of the platform, crossing over into Dancing with the Stars and memes on Twitter feeds. If you have a Peloton, or even if you don’t, you probably know Cody Rigsby.

Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was gif